"No Pimping, No Whoring. The Place Is Just Boring. Times Square's So Sterile, So Utterly Heinous. I Liked It Better When It Smelled Like An Anus."

Apparently, Chicago Magazine's Jeff Ruby didn't much care for the old New York. He cares even less for the new New York. Seeking to externalize his hatred least he be consumed by it, he decided to pen a catchy little spoken-word piece about exactly why and just how much he hates NYC...

*This is from December 2009 so it may have made the rounds already. We're just seeing it now for the first time...



...I'm sure he feels much better now that he got that off his chest. And what's so great about Chicago?